I don't know what the holy hell the guy mask ladies are doing. I wish I did. Strange business.
And for the egg thing - where the hell do you find this sutff!?
It's pretty self-explanatory but here's what the voice over says (and btw, I agree with Mr, Pony about the Burbank accent. This guy must have apprenticed on a U.S. game show.)
"It is very easy to use the egg. First, you peel off the film on the outside. When you open the case you'll find a soft white object. Pull out the lotion and pour it in the object. If you place some around the edge, entry will be smooth. The stretch material ensures the egg will fit anyone, no matter their size! You can easily stretch it to the base. It's surprising, and feels good to use!"
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This...is fucking epic. This is the kind of Butoh they should have been making ages ago.
What the holy hell!?
I agree with Litcube. What the hell, Pony?
Hey Odori--can you translate? :D
Hey, is it my imagination, or does that guy in the Egg spot have a Burbank Announcer accent?
I would also like Odori to translate, if she would be so kind. It might help answer my question of what the holy hell?
Hi guys! Greetings from Tokyo.
I don't know what the holy hell the guy mask ladies are doing. I wish I did. Strange business.
And for the egg thing - where the hell do you find this sutff!?
It's pretty self-explanatory but here's what the voice over says (and btw, I agree with Mr, Pony about the Burbank accent. This guy must have apprenticed on a U.S. game show.)
"It is very easy to use the egg. First, you peel off the film on the outside. When you open the case you'll find a soft white object. Pull out the lotion and pour it in the object. If you place some around the edge, entry will be smooth. The stretch material ensures the egg will fit anyone, no matter their size! You can easily stretch it to the base. It's surprising, and feels good to use!"
Have fun, in Tokyo, Odori! Remember, be safe! According to the blog Pieces of Things, Japan is the most dangerous place in the universe.
Yes, the streets are full of men in schoolgirl uniforms and women with blades in their boobs. It's deadly. I will be careful.
Will you pick up a gin & tonic in a can for me? Pretty sure you can score those off of the vending machines there.
Also a "I ate whale" t-shirt from Kujiraya? It's in Shibuya.
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