This Facebook status update from one of my old junior high school friends captures a major part of the craze for Twitter posts and Facebook status updates:
"twitter is the new karaoke, in love with the sound of one's own voice. excuse me while I fascinate myself."
And this, from a college classmate, has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious updates I've seen so far:
"X.Y. is going to her monthly 'eyelash extention' appointment, then to her pelvis excercise class tonight followed by a light dinner at home."
Think of all the things we're learning about people that we otherwise would probably never know.
See what you're missing, Fugu. You obviously need to sign up now.