…Cycles?

Much better than you expect. I again long for The Factory.

The hard hitting investigative journalism I expect from AP!

Did you know at full growth these guys can bite a dude in half?

I see your mario, and raise you THIS

Wait for it..

Looks like I'm going to hell! Again!

We've got New Deadly Sins, people!

1. Genetic Modification
2. Experimenting on Humans
3. Polluting the Environment
4. Causing Social Injustice
5. Causing Poverty
6. Becoming Obscenely Wealthy
7. Taking Drugs

I just love these guys. Evidently the whole foundation of modern medicine is now a deadly sin! Namely those unethical double-blind clinical trials which, of course, require experimenting on hapless humans. But of course life was much better before with plagues, no antibiotics, no anesthesia for surgeries, etc... Thankfully animal experimentation still gets the thumbs-up from God, but then you get those pesky ASPCA guys on your back. You just can't win! 

And genetic modification–I guess that means that all those farmers since the advent of modern agriculture went straight to hell? I mean, corn  is a 100% genetically engineered plant that didn't exist in nature until we created it by selecting for specific phenotypic traits, so surely that must count. Oh! And not to mention all that genetic selection we did to make poodles and rottweilers and great danes and stuff. Damn. No wonder western society is all fucked up.