The Promise of Genetically Modified Foods

Here's a special daikon radish, the DNA of which has been spliced with porcine DNA. It grows to maturity filled with ground pork. Rinse, halve, season with shoyu and white pepper to taste, and grill. Allow radish to char slightly; the burnt skin will peel right off. Serve. Stalks and greens can be wound tightly and used to power laptops.

Porkgasm

They say that bacon has jumped the shark. While this post may be evidence of this, it is also ample proof that it was a mighty big shark. God rest your soul, Bacon Meme.

Courtesy Mike's sister Molly.

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when a wasp is first spotted, about 100 worker bees hang out by the hive opening and keep it open, thereby luring the wasp inside. Once the wasp has entered, 500 bees, who were lying in wait, swarm the wasp and latch onto it in a bee ball as seen above. The bees then begin to buzz and flap their wings, raising the temperature inside the ball to 47 degrees celsius. The bees can tolerate the temperature just fine, but the wasp has already reached its fatal limit at 45 degrees. The bees literally cook the invader to death.

116.6 degrees fahrenheit, bitches!