I'm afraid of monkeys. When I was a kid, I liked monkeys just fine. It was only when I got older that for some reason I started to fear them. Not sure when it started, but I remember seeing this film called Monkey Shines during high school and it scared the bejeezus out of me, so it was at least that long ago.
Anyway, just for fun, a quick non-scientific poll:
Fate requires that you will suffer a grotesque injury at some unknown future point in time. Sorry, it's just too bad. Which of the following would you opt for:
A.) Chimpanzee: Face
B.) Grinder: Penis
C.) Box Printing Machine: Head & Torso (assume you survive)
I'm taking B & C at the same time before A. Damn you monkeys!
