Tuesday, August 18, 2009

referring to "I dun get it"...More douchepocketry!




Happened to me yesterday at the University of Hawaii. I was going to the Health services Department, and this douchepocket actually honked, sped up, and went past me, in in order to get to the Health Services Department. I guess his scorching case of herpes was more important than my MMR vaccination.

8 comments:

Mr. Pony said...

Did he at least wave?

Litcube said...

Yeah. Douchepocket confirmed. If you were to confront the douchepocket, what would you have said?

Galspanic said...

I did see him in the building. I just kind of shook my head with a weird smirk on my face and sighed. He didn't even notice. I don't think he realized I was the driver. I have confronted bad drivers before, and the weird thing is that they always seem to say things like "whatever! You're crazy! get out of my way!"
Seriously! This businessy looking woman did a similar stunt to me in a parking lot, and I got up the nerve to tell her she was driving very badly and that she could injure someone that way, and she said to me "No thank you I don't want any!" and walked quickly away.

Ruby Tenneco said...

Maybe he was rushing to have treatment for toxoplasmosis which had given him an irrational lack of fear when driving.

Mr. Pony said...

Toxoplasmosis is such a wonderful disease.

Litcube said...

That is a very weird thing, toxoplasmosis.

Heeero said...

And you can catch them from Kitty's! Of which I have 3. Which may explain my driving skills. Or lack thereof.

Fugu said...

It's got nothing to do with your driving skill, Heeero. I think there's something wrong with the temporal plane of your car. It could have something do with setting your clock 4 hours ahead, but I think it's more likely that it just drives in a slower dimension than everyone else's.