Weird. Aside from the weirdness of this, I was surprised that bear sighting makes the news. Where I come from, bears, especially in the summer, are loping around all over the fucking place. Dozens of them; I would see one once a week. Same with deer too. There's a family that lives in the backyard and eats off the fruit trees. We used to have bee hives, and bears were always into them. Fruit trees destroyed, berry bushes gone. Or they'd just waltz through the yard and they'd be all, "I'm a bear."
There was a party I hosted 2 years ago in the bush called Asshole, and I was clearing away some bush. I suddenly realized that I was yards away from a medium sized black bear, and he was like, "I'm a bear".
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This fills me with such joy.
So awesome. Looking for more by this reporter, I found only this: 8 Fascinating Facts about Todd Meany"
I think we should start a Todd Meany watch.
This clip is both delightful and terrifying. Todd Meany is a little scary.
From the "8 Fascinating Facts" list:
8. The coolest job ever, besides being on Fox 8, would have to be a game show host.
Waaaaa????
How does one simultaneously aspire to being a reporter and a game show host??
Done.
Weird. Aside from the weirdness of this, I was surprised that bear sighting makes the news. Where I come from, bears, especially in the summer, are loping around all over the fucking place. Dozens of them; I would see one once a week. Same with deer too. There's a family that lives in the backyard and eats off the fruit trees. We used to have bee hives, and bears were always into them. Fruit trees destroyed, berry bushes gone. Or they'd just waltz through the yard and they'd be all, "I'm a bear."
There was a party I hosted 2 years ago in the bush called Asshole, and I was clearing away some bush. I suddenly realized that I was yards away from a medium sized black bear, and he was like, "I'm a bear".
True story.
I like when they're making the bear lope around. Litcube, it sounds awesome where you live. You have bears like London has greasy foxes.
Hmm that's like my house and cocks. Oh, and boar(mah babiez).
My yard is fulla cocks. Ask Fugu. He'd agree.
Checkenth? Er cockth fer theereeyith?
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