Wednesday, September 16, 2009
3D Dot Heroes game.
This game kinda makes my pee pee hard. Not my penis, but the pee pee. Even though I am doubled over in pain from the hard pee pee. I am excited about this game. However, unless Mr. Pony buys it, I will probably never play it. Give a dude with hard pee pee a break, will you, Pone?
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Wow, that's sure is a lot about your pee pee, dude.
I am strangely not that interested in this. I really hope this is a phase I'm going through of not being interested in games, because it sure isn't making me more productive.
Though it could also be the oogy feeling I now associate with this game thanks to Panic. That could be why, too.
I, too, find myself a little unmoved. It's very pretty, but it strikes me as a little shallow, not unlike a certain stitchpunk extravaganza we recently subjected ourselves to. There's nothing I saw in the video to suggest that the gameplay is any different from the 2-D source material. Possible that I didn't see something, though, or that I'm thinking overmuch about your pee pee.
You racists! I think it may have been that I saw something in one of the screenshots that suggested editing powers. That may have been what solidified my pee pee in the first place.
God damn racists.
The dude looks like Dragon Warrior (descendant of Erdrick), and the music sounds like Legend of Zelda. Also, I sound like a nerd.
Panic and I talked about 2D to 3D for the sake of it, how I disagreed with it, and how Panic disagreed with me. Here's a perfect game showcasing our debate. The dev is not only pointlessly transforming a 2D game into a 3D game, but actually boasting about the nonsense of it all by making the graphics shitty in 3D. 3D shitty graphics! 3D dot heroes! With 2D gameplay!
And then with Panic getting horny over it, I did not, but would likely get a boner over a 2D Final Fantasy 1.5 remake when Panic would not. This makes me more of a nerd than Panic, probably.
I am not saying Panic's boner is unjustified. I'm just pointing out irony I see.
I...I just like it. I just do. I think it may also be 'cause it looks slightly like claymation.
LC- I would probably gather some wood over a 2D version of Final Fantasy 12!
And for the record, I never said anything about having a boner for this game. I said I had hard pee. Try to be compassionate!
This I have a boner about.
You're right. Hard pee pee sound rather unpleasant, though.
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