Monday, January 11, 2010

How to Ride a PONY!

This has to be one of the most comprehensive guides on how to ride ponies ever made. They even explain how to make "war juice" as well.


Fugu said...

I could survive 46 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls.

FAKA! said...

hmmm.... I would survive 24 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls =/

Fugu said...

How on earth would I survive longer than you? That doesn't make any sense!

I suppose a kick by you would anger it a hell of a lot more than a kick by me. Little girl kicks. I guess there'd be a good 22 seconds of bemusement by the bear, wondering what the hell I was thinking.

Litcube? I'm guessing you have the most bear kicking experience, here. Does the quiz seem accurate?

Mr. Pony said...

After spending some time with this site you have linked to, FAKA!, I have decided that this best describes my experience.

Galspanic said...

59 seconds. I must admit I'm surprised.

Litcube said...

Hello, Panic. The quiz does not seem accurate.

Grizzly bears (brown bears to you folks) can't climb trees, but black bears can. So depending on which one was chasing you, your strategy would change. Also, bears can run up to 50 Kmph, so it doesn't matter how fast you run, you'd be fucked.

I wouldn't worry too much about a black bear. They're more likely to run away. Grizzly bears (brown bears to you folks), if they saw you, would probably charge you, and eat you right in the face, and eat all of your legs, and then eat your body.

Bear meat sucks, guys. That is why I do not hunt bear. Killing an animal for fun is not cool. Kicking a bear in the balls might be fun if it can joke with you and say, "aw man, you got me". We've played chicken with bears by way of charging quads just for shits and giggles. No bears were hurt, though; we did not hit the bears!

I would only last 40 seconds.