Thursday, October 2, 2008

UR So Gay

Dear Aaron,

You don't know me, but I feel compelled to apologize on behalf of my evil doppelganger for maintaining an eponymous website devoted solely to questioning your sexuality. That was really uncalled for of not-me, and frankly, kinda juvenile.

P.S. If you really are gay, then I guess it's not really slander then, is it. So beat it.


Mr. Pony said...

I don't know you, Aaron; but I do know that a non-zero percentage of the human population is gay, and assuming you are human, and therefore part of the human population, there is a non-zero chance that you are gay.

Please roll 2d10 to continue.

Fugu said...

But don't we all have at least a little bit of gay in each of us? I mean, come on!

Mr. Pony said...

2d10, Fugu!

helpwillcome said...

On a serious note, publishing a webpage that only says "Ha Ha Aaron is gay" is just kinda stupid-- it's seems more like a high school joke to me that lacks the sincere bigotry of an adult.

On a purely selfish note, I'm just annoyed that I can't get my personal domain name... because of this?! There's not even a serious website there!

And why does this person feel the need to put "Copyright 2008, All Rights Reserved"? Talk about unnecessary.

Litcube said...

The copyright notice lends a professional polish to this web page.

Mr. Pony said...

Check it out: I have the exact opposite problem.