Dear Aaron,
You don't know me, but I feel compelled to apologize on behalf of my evil doppelganger for maintaining an eponymous website devoted solely to questioning your sexuality. That was really uncalled for of not-me, and frankly, kinda juvenile.
P.S. If you really are gay, then I guess it's not really slander then, is it. So beat it.
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I don't know you, Aaron; but I do know that a non-zero percentage of the human population is gay, and assuming you are human, and therefore part of the human population, there is a non-zero chance that you are gay.
Please roll 2d10 to continue.
But don't we all have at least a little bit of gay in each of us? I mean, come on!
2d10, Fugu!
On a serious note, publishing a webpage that only says "Ha Ha Aaron is gay" is just kinda stupid-- it's seems more like a high school joke to me that lacks the sincere bigotry of an adult.
On a purely selfish note, I'm just annoyed that I can't get my personal domain name... because of this?! There's not even a serious website there!
And why does this person feel the need to put "Copyright 2008, All Rights Reserved"? Talk about unnecessary.
The copyright notice lends a professional polish to this web page.
Check it out: I have the exact opposite problem.
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