Wednesday, May 19, 2010


I became a British citizen today!

I, Ruby Tenneco, swear by Almighty God that on becoming a British citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, her Heirs and Successors, according to law.


Fugu said...

Wow! Congratulations, capt'n!

sokeripupu said...

dirty queen-lover!

FAKA! said...

I use to work with two British guys for many years and when ever one of them came to visit the islands I would have to explain to others after meeting them for the first time that "he's not gay, he's British" which usually was followed by a slow "ohhh" as a reply ;)

Galspanic said...

So did the Christian God come down and tell you his master plan for the True People?

He lied. He has no plan. No plan that will work.

Because I'm telling you right now, us pale hairy Nordic pagan types will take you fishy limp wristed Brittanic types any day.

We've got longboats.

Ruby Tenneco said...

I hear not thine unworthy comments.

Mr. Pony said...

Looks like a pretty diverse group in there; no wonder the bigots and racists are all so upset.