Shortest lived religion, ever. Imagine if you will the first of my flock kneeling before me to ask for forgiveness.
"Well why did you do that? Do you think he deserved that? Did you actually feel better afterwards? Did you stop to think? Were you kind of a brat growing up? Don't you think this is going to perpetuate the cycle of pain? Can you think of anyone else you might need to ask forgiveness from, like maybe yourself? Do you think you deserve to be forgiven? Well okay you're forgiven. Oh, you're here so I can pray for your sick baby? When did that happen? What color was the vomit? Did it smell like cheese?"
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Shortest lived religion, ever. Imagine if you will the first of my flock kneeling before me to ask for forgiveness.
"Well why did you do that? Do you think he deserved that? Did you actually feel better afterwards? Did you stop to think? Were you kind of a brat growing up? Don't you think this is going to perpetuate the cycle of pain? Can you think of anyone else you might need to ask forgiveness from, like maybe yourself? Do you think you deserve to be forgiven? Well okay you're forgiven. Oh, you're here so I can pray for your sick baby? When did that happen? What color was the vomit? Did it smell like cheese?"
Aaaaaand so on.
I think a certain segment of the population might enjoy that. As long as there was, you know, a safe word.
Hey man, Religion don't come with a safe word...
OR DOES IT?
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