Thursday, February 19, 2009

Chimps go for the face


I'm afraid of monkeys. When I was a kid, I liked monkeys just fine. It was only when I got older that for some reason I started to fear them. Not sure when it started, but I remember seeing this film called Monkey Shines during high school and it scared the bejeezus out of me, so it was at least that long ago.

Anyway, just for fun, a quick non-scientific poll:

Fate requires that you will suffer a grotesque injury at some unknown future point in time. Sorry, it's just too bad. Which of the following would you opt for:

A.) Chimpanzee: Face

B.) Grinder: Penis

C.) Box Printing Machine: Head & Torso (assume you survive)

I'm taking B & C at the same time before A. Damn you monkeys!

9 comments:

Galspanic said...

I don't want to play this game unless I can Kobayashi Maru it somehow.

odori said...

B. Definitely.

Galspanic said...
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Galspanic said...

I think that qualifies as a Kobayashi Maru. nice one, Odori.

Reno Schneider said...

I heart Monkey Shines

odori said...

Sorry, panic! I admit, my Kobayashi Maru was a little too easy.

Fugublowfish said...

Did you have to Wikipedia Kobayashi Maru, Odori?

odori said...

I sure did, Fugu! I googled "Kobayashi Maru" and was stunned to find an extensive wikipedia entry.

Mr. Pony said...

Mrs. Pony used to try to get me to play a version of this game, late at night. Would you rather this horrible thing happen, or that? Once she asked me something like, would I feel better if she were burned alive or eaten by polar bears? After that, I totally quit the game forever.