Saturday, November 24, 2007

Desktop Tower Defense

Guys, guys; you know there's this, right? Play it here, record your high score with the name "piecesofthings". Let's have a contest where the winner wins!

25 comments:

Mr. Pony said...

By "record your high score with the name 'piecesofthings'", I mean use your name, but assign the score to the group name "piecesofthings". You can do that. The system is built that way, which is neat.

Fugu said...

Ow

Litcube said...

Sweet!

Litcube said...

I got 2307 on normal. I dided.

Mr. Pony said...

Fugu. I am no longer a person. I am a this-game-playing-machine, and a second-rate one at that. If this game was on a disk, I would have microwaved the thing yesterday.

I totally yield. Probably.

Litcube said...

Dude, what was your score?

Mr. Pony said...

You can see our group scoreboard by navigating your world wide web browser to the world wide web site represented by this link which is both symbolic and actual: http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/GroupScoreboard.asp?group=piecesofthings

Save your scores with the group name "piecesofthings" (no quotes, all one word).

I won't be doing this ever again, though. Nosirree.

Mr. Pony said...

You can see the mazes people built. Man, Fugu's wining map looks expensive.

Mr. Pony said...

oh shit i just realized what i've been doing wrong

Fugu said...

I think it's a zen thing. Zen mixed with a lot of caffeine.

So what did you realize?

And is there a way to bump up posts?

Best patient of the day: 70 year old man who sings and laughs to himself all day. He also likes to shake people's hands repeatedly. It was only after a half hour of this that we also learned that he likes to sing christmas carols in the hall whilst masturbating.

Fugu said...

Christmas carols!!!

Mr. Pony said...

uhoh dood i beat ur score

Fugu said...

That's okay. I don't play to win.

Mr. Pony said...

Must you take everything from me?

Fugu said...

Only if it makes me feel like I'm farting all over you.

Mr. Pony said...

Holy dammit, that's a hell of a maze

Mr. Pony said...

DOOM!

Fugu said...

I DON'T CARE. I don't! Good for fucking you! I'm totally fucking happy for you.

Mr. Pony said...

Thanks! Yeah, I'm pretty happy too. It was really just a matter of doing what I always do, only better. Once I figured out that strategy, everything worked out fine for me. In fact, I'm going to apply this strategy to everything in my life, and see how it goes.

Fugu said...

What the hell happened?

Mr. Pony said...

Oh, so you thought you'd beat a no-win situation by reprograming the simulator? Damn you, Fugu! All those hours we wasted are now ACTUALY wasted!

Mr. Pony said...

I can't believe you erased my high score, which I am telling myself for the sake of my two young sons was somewhere in the 9000's.

Fugu said...

What WAS your score?!? I bet this is something we could sue them for. Like, loss and grieving damages.

So this is what it would feel like if I permanently deleted my WoW account... Horror, and freedom. Mixed with a healthy desire to do it all over again from the beginning.

Fugu said...

Freedom. Horrible, horrible freedom.

Mr. Pony said...

Probably about 15000.