Wello, friends. Yo Soy Dick Vomit!

Email from my "superior":

Hey Dick,

Are you out today?
I thought we had discussed this? You’ve been out a fair amount of days recently & I asked that you not take the day today. Do you recall that?

In any case I need to know if you followed up on the (trivial work item) & if you heard back from (the screaming dildos in California) re (aforementioned trivial work item)?

Let me know. Today.

Thank you,
Your "superior"

Notes from Richard Vomit:

1. Yes. I AM out today, as we previously discussed. After I requested a Thursday and Friday off, you did not ask that I not take the day off -- you asked that I only take essential days off, so I elected to take only the Friday. This was done as a courtesy to you as I am entitled to take two days off whenever I choose without explaining myself. This decision was communicated to you via electrical mail message. Do YOU recall that?

2. I have been taking a lot of days off recently. Are you referring to my SURGERY and the three days of recovery? Those were my only "vacation days" this year.

3. Yes. I followed up. Yes, it is done. This was also communicated to you. Kindly reply to email on the day you receive it.

Fuck! Nunchucks!

Fucking nunchucks!

639 yards/one shot

I have made a kill. I felled this moose not for the glory of battle, drops, experience points, nor for a killboard ranking. I have taken this moose for food. In this picture, there is a moose. This is not the moose I killed, but it looks a lot like the moose I killed.

This is the spot where the moose died to feed me. It takes 22 hours to travel, via automobile, to the location that the moose died.

Some of you may hate me now, knowing that I have killed this moose. But you know what? That is ok. We are allowed to hate one another. That is what democracy and free speech are all about; they are about hate.

In case the Pone missed it, being in far off, exotic New York...

Here's something I think he'll really like.

Korea has a thing for Starcraft? What?

!!!

How did I miss this?

Excerpt from a piece by Michael Goldfarb with reference to Orson Swindle on McCain;

"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others. John McCain has often said he witnessed a thousand acts of bravery while he was imprisoned, and though not every one has been submitted into the public record, they are remembered by the men who were there (one such only recently reported by Karl Rove though it escaped mention in any of Senator McCain's books). But as Swindle said, this is a "desperate group of people trying to make something out of nothing."

Clearly this guy has never tanked Shattered Halls, or Tempest Keep, and had Shaman gear drop. Ignoramus.

Well thank the Earth Mother you didn't post this...

I see your mario, and raise you THIS

Wait for it..