Monday, January 2, 2012

more...uhm...food for...er...whatever...

Another tidbit of info stolen from the infamous MyFace pages. This one comes from cartoonist Deb Aoki...
ALIEN CATHOUSE IN VEGAS

10 comments:

Mr. Pony said...

Issues with the sex trade aside, I'm concerned that the're actually calling it "Alien Cathouse." If that's the level of imagination they're dealing with, it's difficult to expect anything beyond a headband with glittery stars on springs.

Galspanic said...

I'm with Pony. There's no way this place could deliver. They might as well have headbands and glittery stars on springs for all I'm concerned. Call me when they get those soft robots doing something besides crawling, and maybe we'll talk.

Heeero said...

Actually I just had an image flash thru my brain. What if the first thing you see was a Dalek in a G-string?

Heeero said...

Damn my grammer...and typing...to re-state: What if the first thing you saw upon entering was a Dalek in a G-string?

Heeero said...

And an Imperial Probe Droid in a french maid outfit, I'm sorry, is just terrifying.

FAKA! said...

I’m sure there will be at the very least an old school green Orion slave girl or a Nebari/Farscape girl there… Just wondering if they would go so far as to have a Klingon or Vazquez from Aliens for the guys that are glutton for punishment LOL! I’m sure Pony is right about the headbands with springy stars… It’s either that or just hoards of Avatar chicks =/

I think an official Blizzard themed cathouse would just rake in the money. All of South Korea’s men would go just for the Starcraft ghost chicks… not to mention the night elf and blood elf fetish people. But if they did open one they would probably have a problem with Chinese gold farmers ;)

Galspanic said...

Blizzard themed cathouse...now that's something I could see.
I know you're all thinking I'd go for a Worgen lapdance, but in all truth it's more like;"If cannibalism be wrong, I don't want ta be right!"

And I know Fugu would be in it for all the hawt gurls with bones sticking out of their elbows.

Galspanic said...

Maybe some of the female readers of this blog could provide some opinion?

Heeero said...

i'd be curious to see how'd they pull off tauren or dranei cause of the backward knee thing.

Heeero said...

extra joint in their leg...whatever