A Lovecraftian Friday afternoon.

Admittedly a lesser Lovecraft piece, but I thought it worked well.

Draw the biggest thing Entry #1

This is the biggest thing. It is a black and white drawing of the biggest thing ever. I don't have an imagination large enough or capable enough to draw this to scale appropriate for a viewing audience. My brain doesn't have the capacity to zoom out that far. Why? Because this is so big, and my brain is so human.

Big Things

New drawring contest: draw the biggest thing.

Submissions are rated on speed rather than accuracy.

It's what's inside that counts.

Ferris Bueller/Fight Club Theory

With news of John Hughes' death today, I thought I'd post this thing from Metafilter I mentioned before. It's an alternate interpretation about the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, with all the goings on of the day, including Ferris Bueller himself, being figments of Cameron's imagination.

One day while he's lying sick in bed, Cameron lets "Ferris" steal his father's car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the "three" characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day -- Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.

It isn't until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane ("He's gonna marry me!"), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.

A little like Tyler Durden, in Fight Club. Actually, a lot of movies are more interesting if you apply this story overlay to them.

Love Story: One Man's Quest to Tip Larger & Larger Things Over in Order to Send a Message to a Special Lady

This movie is a little long, but it really speaks for itself.

Note: There is a theory (set to some familiar music) that the man in this movie may actually be Steve Rogers, or a clone of Steve Rogers.

Waiola Shave Ice is Famous

Shot this a couple of weeks ago at the Waiola Store, where the shave ice, in my opinion, a better mouth-experience than the ever-so-slightly overrated Matsumoto Shave Ice.

This goes out to AI-BU9 and Demon and Helpwillcome, among others. We were talking the other day, and well, we miss you guys.

The Prisoner Remake on AMC

Coming in November, on AMC, I'd imagine.