Monday, March 17, 2008

ROBOTS BEHAVING LIKE PEOPLES!

Well if not people, then spastic horse creature-things. This is really going to piss off GP at about 0:35 with his dysfunctionally wired empathy circuit, but I think it's worth the humiliation to prove what robots can do these days (make sure you at least watch the bit at 1:25! Slick!). I've seen videos from these Boston Dynamics guys before, and at this rate of progress I'm expecting full on helper monkey bots (Helbots?) within a years time. Should we throw caution to the wind and ignore all those apocalyptic scifi stories of robot revolutions against their creators? Of course we should!




Actually, how many are there? Off the top of my head: BSG, Dune (the early years), Terminator, Matrix, 2001 (not really robots, I guess)... I, Robot the movie doesn't count because it's piss, and the book is nothing like that.

15 comments:

Galspanic said...

Fuckin A! I hate feeling empathy for no-faced machines! Poor lil' guy trying to make it on the ice!
I think the best is watching it go over the cinder blocks. Simply amazing. Now I need one I can ride and call Bucky.

Galspanic said...

Just watched again. Its recovery from that kick is simply stunning.

Fugu said...

Okay so, I thought I'd just take a peek over at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency listed at the end of the video. The only thing to point out here really, is: Holy Shit. This is the non classified stuff.

at http://www.darpa.mil/MTO/Programs/himems/index.html: Developing tightly coupled machine-insect interfaces by placing micro-mechanical systems inside the insects during the early stages of metamorphosis.


Polymer Ice (basically Ice-9 +_+): http://www.darpa.mil/dso/thrusts/materials/multfunmat/polymerice/index.htm

Stealthy, Persistent, Perch and Stare : http://www.darpa.mil/dso/thrusts/materials/multfunmat/stealthypps/index.htm

Human-Assisted Neural Devices : http://www.darpa.mil/dso/thrusts/bio/restbio_tech/hand/index.htm

And the budget estimates PDF proved to be pretty fucking entertaining, too: http://www.darpa.mil/body/pdf/DARPAPB09February2008.pdf

..."Bacterial Ghost Influenza Vaccine Development"? "Laser Star"? "Nano-Flapping Air Vehicles"?

+_+

Mr. Pony said...

Holy fuck! "Stealthy, Persistent, Perch and Stare" is LASERBEAK!!

Anonymous said...

These come to mind:
Deadly Friend 1986
Hardware 1990
Small Soldiers 1998

Yay!

Galspanic said...

NOOOOOOOOOOO
<--directed at small soldiers btw.

Fugu said...

CRAP. I had successfully forgotten about Hardware for a good 18 years! Thanks, Curry.

Fugu said...

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT. Remembering Hardware drudged up Screamers. Thanks again. Wonderful.

Fugu said...

At least this is good news.

Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah! Loved Screamers-What about Chopping Mall?

Mr. Pony said...

In that interview about Caprica Moore seems to be hinting that he's aware of the fact that most good shows produced on the Sci-Fi Channel have a tendency to price themselves out of existence pretty quickly. Hope they can find the sweet spot.

Anonymous said...

I hope they bring backSmall Wonder!

Galspanic said...

Maybe Small Wonder and Punky Brewster could be like Cagney & Lacey in the Future or something. Or maybe just roommates who dress like men to get better jobs.

Mr. Pony said...

I would totally watch that.

Anonymous said...

I like the future dectectives angle. They could hunt down people programming robots to murder à la Runaway. Or like Simon & Simon.