This one's for Mr. Pony

I have long harbored an unnatural and inexplicable affinity for the mid-90's R&B sex jam "Pony" by Ginuwine. The inane lyrics ("If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my po-nay"), the farting bass groove that was the hallmark of production by Timbaland on all those Aaliyah and Missy Elliot songs of the same era, the original bump and grind video that was a staple on MTV, you know what I'm talking about "Mr. Pony"-- a coincidence? Maybe, maybe not.

Anyway, this website was passed my way by a friend and deserves sharing. It's got that voyeuristic, uncomfortable chat-roulette feel to it that makes it so compelling (unless you can't stand the song-- a distinct possibility.)

There's a "Next" link on the bottom that takes you to a second page of videos, if 15 versions aren't enough for you. OK I've probably said too much already. Ride it!

Solid Gold

Ladies and Gents, I present you with the best of Solid Gold Season 3, vol. 1. Enjoy!

Carol Brown, Fashion is Danger

So I’m not a big fan of there show, but there are a few musical numbers from Flight of the Conchords that I think are reals good. Here are two:

Carol Brown:


Fashion is Danger:



See also Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor.

Silliness

For some silliness, please watch Papaya Suzuki and the Oyaji Dancers.



This clip is from a mainstream Japanese TV music program. Oyaji means "middle-aged man."

Dance

There is something oddly captivating about this.


BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.

Raquel Welch In All Her Spacey Glory

You may have seen this on Boingboing already, but in case you've been hiding under a particularly large rock today, here's some Raquel Welch.

LET'S GET SOME ACTION

did i actually ever post this? i don't think i did. i think i'm gonna post it. yup. here it is.