Showing posts with label unanswered questions of the universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unanswered questions of the universe. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I dun get it.


Seriously, so what do you guys think is going on in someone's head when they park like this?

Possibly noteworthy points to note:
1. This parking lot is notorious for filling up quickly in the morning. If you don't find a spot, the other lot is very far away.

2. It may be hard to tell, but the space to the right was completely unparkable because of him.

3. His car is a very shiny mercedes.

4. There were a few notes stuck to his windshield (I may or may not have written one). By the time I left, the notes were gone, but the car had not been moved.

5. The driver is male.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Galspanic's Weekly Question, or how I drive my wife crazy.



Supposing a disembodied voice were to say to you; "You are being transported to pre-existing fictional universe of your choosing. You will be given a universal translation device implanted discreetly in your ear, and an equivalent of ten thousand dollars of the local currency. While you won't personally know any of the protagonists, or antagonists of this fictional universe, they do exist in your time frame. Meeting said protagonists/antagonists would be like meeting Madonna, or Charles Manson. There's a possibility of this occurring, but it's highly unlikely. Working to your advantage though, is your knowledge of the workings of this fictional place. The universe of your choice can be from a book, movie, or television. Choose your destination now!"

Where would you go? What do you think you would do there? Keep in mind what the everyday situation of this universe you are choosing might be. Would living in that situation really be as amazing as your instant reaction says it would be?

Monday, October 27, 2008

UNIQLOCK!

Ladies: The Fall Line!



(Be sure to turn on the Fantastic Plastic Music)

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Hey, you art people









So you guys who went to art school: What's the art theory/psychology behind repeating patterns in art? They've been there forever, so somehow there's a subconscious trigger in the brain to find repetition aesthetically pleasing.

Something like Joseph Cambell's universal myth theory, maybe?
Because it reminds us of the concept of excess, which was a good thing to have in hunter gatherer days?