"Hey Sara, where's your watch?"

A free scoop of Residence Inn hash browns to the poster with the best caption for this image.

Superman is so a dick

I think this one might be on Superdickery somewhere already, but I just came across it in an old Superman Family and was reminded of how incredibly mean Clark can be.

Remember of course that he also put her into an orphanage as soon as she arrived on Earth so as not to mess up his nice cozy Ma and Pa Kent down-home lifestyle.

:D