Hawaii Five-O

Take care of your teeth, folks.

I'm not saying you don't already, but take it from me. You don't want to get to the point where you have to go get a root canal. it's not worth the "cool" badge you think you might get, because what you get is the "oh my god, I'm old enough to have a root canal, oh my god, I'm a dad, and there are more hairs growing on my body than there used to be. What the F, man?" badge instead. Then you have the "stand in line at the pharmacy waiting on your drugs for an hour" badge. So watch those really tough to chew foods, folks. You really don't need to be eating rawhide anyway. What the fuck are you doing eating rawhide? You evolved to the tool building point so that you wouldn't have to eat rawhide, use your fuckin' head!
Anyways, here's something funny I read about America's favorite show Lost Enjoy.