The 'Foot is on twitter!

If you are not already familiar with Bigfoot's haunting series of autobiographical writings/drawings (ghosted by Graham Roumieu) then you are pretty much fucked.
But you're in luck! It turns out that for those web savvy savants who never leave the screen, you can catch the enigmatic sasquatch in a hundred fiddy words or less, so that's a nice consolation prize.
Yes it's true, you can't spell "twitter" without "twit", but it's not all ass.