I'm afraid of monkeys. When I was a kid, I liked monkeys just fine. It was only when I got older that for some reason I started to fear them. Not sure when it started, but I remember seeing this film called Monkey Shines during high school and it scared the bejeezus out of me, so it was at least that long ago.
Anyway, just for fun, a quick non-scientific poll:
Fate requires that you will suffer a grotesque injury at some unknown future point in time. Sorry, it's just too bad. Which of the following would you opt for:
A.) Chimpanzee: Face
B.) Grinder: Penis
C.) Box Printing Machine: Head & Torso (assume you survive)
I'm taking B & C at the same time before A. Damn you monkeys!
I don't want to play this game unless I can Kobayashi Maru it somehow.
ReplyDeleteB. Definitely.
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ReplyDeleteI think that qualifies as a Kobayashi Maru. nice one, Odori.
ReplyDeleteI heart Monkey Shines
ReplyDeleteSorry, panic! I admit, my Kobayashi Maru was a little too easy.
ReplyDeleteDid you have to Wikipedia Kobayashi Maru, Odori?
ReplyDeleteI sure did, Fugu! I googled "Kobayashi Maru" and was stunned to find an extensive wikipedia entry.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Pony used to try to get me to play a version of this game, late at night. Would you rather this horrible thing happen, or that? Once she asked me something like, would I feel better if she were burned alive or eaten by polar bears? After that, I totally quit the game forever.
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