Saturday, November 24, 2007

Desktop Tower Defense

Guys, guys; you know there's this, right? Play it here, record your high score with the name "piecesofthings". Let's have a contest where the winner wins!

25 comments:

  1. By "record your high score with the name 'piecesofthings'", I mean use your name, but assign the score to the group name "piecesofthings". You can do that. The system is built that way, which is neat.

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  2. Fugu. I am no longer a person. I am a this-game-playing-machine, and a second-rate one at that. If this game was on a disk, I would have microwaved the thing yesterday.

    I totally yield. Probably.

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  3. You can see our group scoreboard by navigating your world wide web browser to the world wide web site represented by this link which is both symbolic and actual: http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/GroupScoreboard.asp?group=piecesofthings

    Save your scores with the group name "piecesofthings" (no quotes, all one word).

    I won't be doing this ever again, though. Nosirree.

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  4. You can see the mazes people built. Man, Fugu's wining map looks expensive.

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  5. oh shit i just realized what i've been doing wrong

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  6. I think it's a zen thing. Zen mixed with a lot of caffeine.

    So what did you realize?

    And is there a way to bump up posts?

    Best patient of the day: 70 year old man who sings and laughs to himself all day. He also likes to shake people's hands repeatedly. It was only after a half hour of this that we also learned that he likes to sing christmas carols in the hall whilst masturbating.

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  7. That's okay. I don't play to win.

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  8. Must you take everything from me?

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  9. Only if it makes me feel like I'm farting all over you.

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  10. I DON'T CARE. I don't! Good for fucking you! I'm totally fucking happy for you.

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  11. Thanks! Yeah, I'm pretty happy too. It was really just a matter of doing what I always do, only better. Once I figured out that strategy, everything worked out fine for me. In fact, I'm going to apply this strategy to everything in my life, and see how it goes.

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  12. Oh, so you thought you'd beat a no-win situation by reprograming the simulator? Damn you, Fugu! All those hours we wasted are now ACTUALY wasted!

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  13. I can't believe you erased my high score, which I am telling myself for the sake of my two young sons was somewhere in the 9000's.

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  14. What WAS your score?!? I bet this is something we could sue them for. Like, loss and grieving damages.

    So this is what it would feel like if I permanently deleted my WoW account... Horror, and freedom. Mixed with a healthy desire to do it all over again from the beginning.

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  15. Freedom. Horrible, horrible freedom.

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